DecodedDog
A personality report · for your dog

Your dog has a personality.
We'll write it down.

Drop in the breed breakdown from your DNA test. We turn it into a fun, lightly tongue-in-cheek writeup about your dog's quirks, training style, celebrity dog twin, and the thing they probably do at 3am.

  • Generated in < 5 min
  • Delivered by email
  • Includes an AI portrait
  • Sharable web version
The how

What to expect

Step 01

Tell us about your dog

Name, sex, rough age, current weight, and the breed-percent breakdown straight from your DNA test.

Step 02

Pay $4.99

Secure checkout via Stripe. Card or Apple Pay. No accounts, no subscription, no upsell.

Step 03

We get to work

AI writes a 1,000-word personality report and paints a portrait of what your mix likely looks like.

Step 04

It lands in your inbox

Usually within 5 minutes. Read it, laugh, then share the public link with friends and family.

Order form

One report, please.

$4.99
01

Your dog

the star of the show
lbs
02

The mix

straight from your DNA test
%

Don't worry if percentages don't sum to 100 — DNA tests rarely cooperate.

03

Send it where

we email the report

For entertainment only. Not veterinary advice. By purchasing, you agree to our Terms. No refunds once your report is generated.